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hi i'm michaela and i used to be 'hotdamnbatman' and 'caro-whack' and 'jizzedmypants.'
Posted on 5th Jan at 5:23 PM, with 4,775 notes
needforcolorbis:
“ Kim Gordon putting lipstick on Kurt Cobain in 1991: The Year Punk Broke by Dave Markey
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needforcolorbis:

Kim Gordon putting lipstick on Kurt Cobain in 1991: The Year Punk Broke by Dave Markey

Posted on 5th Jan at 5:12 PM, with 4,279 notes

feministvenus:

me, doing anything: this is for my female ancestors

Posted on 5th Jan at 5:12 PM, with 7,223 notes
positive-memes:
“So this is where the term “cowboy” comes from
”

positive-memes:

So this is where the term “cowboy” comes from

Posted on 5th Jan at 5:12 PM, with 41,958 notes

odinsblog:

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Nothing but respect for my (future) President.

Posted on 5th Jan at 5:10 PM, with 109,412 notes

random-person-number-52:

dicapito:

insaiyan7:

vaguelybrown:

millennial-review:

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Iconic.

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Their names, ranks and kills in case people went to know;

First row – Guard Staff Sergeant, VN Stepanova: 20 kills, Guard Sgt JP Belousova: 80 kills, Guard Sgt AE Vinogradova: 83 kills.

Second row – Guard Lieutenant EK Zhibovskaya: 24 kills, Guard Sgt KF Marinkin: 79 kills, Guard Sgt OS Marenkina: 70 kills.

Third row – Guard Lieutenant NP Belobrova: 70 kills, Lieutenant N. Lobkovsky: 89 kills, Guard Lieutenant VI Artamonova: 89 kills, Guard Staff Sergeant MG Zubchenko: 83 kills.

Forth row – Guard Sergeant, NP Obukhova: 64 kills, Guard Sergeant, AR Belyakova 24 kills.

Total number of confirmed kills: 775. Photo taken in Germany, May 4, 1945.

And this hasn’t been made into a movie or mini series?

The cool thing is, there’s still one person missing: Lyudmila Pavlichenko.

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She was one of the deadliest snipers of World War II, and is regarded as one of the deadliest snipers of all time. Over the course of one year (June 1941-June 1942) she racked up a count of 309 kills, 36 of which were enemy snipers. Her prescence in the picture alone would have brought the total number of kills from 755 to 1064.

Goddamn.

Posted on 3rd Jan at 10:54 AM, with 49,741 notes
actualaster:
“ mhalachai:
“ thoughtsyouread:
“this is a strip club in vancouver.
”
to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s  crappy  weather, not for behavior that...

actualaster:

mhalachai:

thoughtsyouread:

this is a strip club in vancouver.

to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for  behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club. 

This is even better with context

Posted on 3rd Jan at 10:54 AM, with 2,367 notes
decaymart:
“ jareckiworld:
“Karolina Jabłońska -  Bad Cats II  (oil on canvas, 2015)
”
girls night
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decaymart:

jareckiworld:

Karolina Jabłońska  -  Bad Cats II   (oil on canvas, 2015)

girls night

Posted on 3rd Jan at 10:53 AM, with 289,527 notes
recoil-operated:
“ abyssalthaumaturge:
“ critical-perspective:
“ cointelpro-plant:
“Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
”
Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic...

recoil-operated:

abyssalthaumaturge:

critical-perspective:

cointelpro-plant:

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic good.

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-.

When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of.

And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews.

Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. 

Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

American hero.

Posted on 3rd Jan at 10:51 AM, with 140,983 notes

jedihighcouncil:

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

Posted on 2nd Jan at 8:16 PM, with 196,086 notes
splatoon-jim:
“ thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“ engimemeing:
“ the verse just makes this better though
Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?” ”
is that loss at the top to the left
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splatoon-jim:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

engimemeing:

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

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is that loss at the top to the left

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